May 2013
andradethegreat:
3ridan:
riddlersgammon:
hyungstrider:
if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
Instructions were unclear. My dick is stuck in the ceiling fan. Send help.
Watchdanalmostcaughtonfire:
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
tibets:
Sext: what do you want from taco bell
Yahoo is buying tumblr and Promises " Not to screw...
dacondomdntfit:
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs...
sodamnrelatable:
EVERY TIME.
WHERE IS IT OH GOD WHICH ONE IS POSSESSED
CONGRATULIONS,
YOU WON
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
itsonlyyforever:
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE
at least I can turn the kitchen appliance on
dead
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5...
arisuskirkland:
kikismisandryservice:
reasons why i am late answering your message:
i have been attacked by a pack of wolves
there was a bear
i actually checked your message when i first got it, and decided to respond later, but then forgot about it
dieceased:
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
jumbaco:
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
ifyoucarryonthisway:
you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
Yahoo is buying Tumblr
animalsbeingdicks:
This is how I felt when I found out.
dreamweavr:
In a relationship with: carbs
ahlistenalison:
true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
chekhov:
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
lanadelrevupthosefryers:
I haven’t looked cute in almost 500 years
